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Gawker guesses what TV will look like in 3D: “Gossip Girl”: Exactly the same. “The View”: Exactly the same. “The Weather Channel”: Exactly the same. “Sports”: Winter Olympics coverage now 90% luge. “CNBC”: Busty news anchors now 90% bustier. “Letterman”: Notecards! Duck! “The Tonight Show”: Pompadour! Duck! “Anderson Cooper 360”: Insane intros and transitions even more insane: [Massive “AC360” Logo flies out of the screen followed by red white and blue columns, followed by flock of brilliantly white swans breathing fire.] “The O’Reilly Factor”: Bill O’Reilly’s bulging neck vein given own prime-time show. “Impaled!” (“Tales of people who were impaled in bizarre and horrifying ways”): Unwatchable. “30 Rock:” Still awesome. “The Jay Leno Show”: Still unwatchable. “Jersey Shore”: Projectile vomit projects more. “Geraldo At Large”: Nose projects more. “This Old House”: Projects project more. “Intervention”: Inspires sadness that is deep as it is tall and wide. Shark Week: Beaches abandoned the world over. “Mad Men”: Finally exposes Don Draper as actually kind of chunky. James Van Der Beek’s “World’s Most Amazing Things Thrown at Video Cameras”: Most-watched show on (3-D) television. (Photo via Justj0000lie’s Flickr)

Gawker guesses what TV will look like in 3D:

  • “Gossip Girl”: Exactly the same.
  • “The View”: Exactly the same.
  • “The Weather Channel”: Exactly the same.
  • “Sports”: Winter Olympics coverage now 90% luge.
  • “CNBC”: Busty news anchors now 90% bustier.
  • “Letterman”: Notecards! Duck!
  • “The Tonight Show”: Pompadour! Duck!
  • “Anderson Cooper 360”: Insane intros and transitions even more insane: [Massive “AC360” Logo flies out of the screen followed by red white and blue columns, followed by flock of brilliantly white swans breathing fire.]
  • “The O’Reilly Factor”: Bill O’Reilly’s bulging neck vein given own prime-time show.
  • “Impaled!” (“Tales of people who were impaled in bizarre and horrifying ways”): Unwatchable.
  • “30 Rock:” Still awesome.
  • “The Jay Leno Show”: Still unwatchable.
  • “Jersey Shore”: Projectile vomit projects more.
  • “Geraldo At Large”: Nose projects more.
  • “This Old House”: Projects project more.
  • “Intervention”: Inspires sadness that is deep as it is tall and wide.
  • Shark Week: Beaches abandoned the world over.
  • “Mad Men”: Finally exposes Don Draper as actually kind of chunky.
  • James Van Der Beek’s “World’s Most Amazing Things Thrown at Video Cameras”: Most-watched show on (3-D) television.

  • (Photo via Justj0000lie’s Flickr)

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